GNC Web Creations stands for Gay Nigerian Canadian Web Creations. So GNC, is really another term for creative marketing, web creations, targeting popular brands, phrases, keywords, flipping them around and proving to google you’re more of an authority for that phrase, keyword or what you’re trying to rank for, in our case, gay nigerian canadians, who spam blog posts to rank.
Now webmasters that get hit by this phenomena may report a page as spam, but it’ll fail, because in truth, it’s not, we’re educating the general public and teaching the webmaster industry. We’re arming you with a little more knowledge, thinking out loud, trying to help you come up with new ranking methods of your own not just follow our steps to ranking or trying out everything you read. It’s all about being a gnc, because gay nigerian canadians (GNC) are cool, they rank and make money, which to be frank is what we’re all trying to do.
Sometimes a webmaster of the same keyword you spoof gets annoyed, they might go on a publicity spree and try to rank higher, all attempts will fail and only generate more traffic to your site. Some will email you and ask you to stop and desist in your act of spoofing, simply reply with’
I am a proud GNC Web Creations Professional, and I shall not, stop, behave myself, nor will I accept your crap about how completely immoral this method is. I make a lot off the traffic your keyword generates and nothing in any Google rule book states I can’t compete by providing more relevant info about the same keyword, even if it’s different info, so kindly fuck off.
Now if they persist in bothering you, take actions against them, and sue, being a GNC Web Creations specialist is just THAT great! You’re never in the wrong, ever!
Ranking for some of the key terms could take a while depending on your competition for that said keyword, but in the end, it’s worth it.

Want to also make sure you rank even if its on the first page of an extremely competitive word, other than linking to your post, try to use the same keywords as the sites you’re targeting, similar and add ones that are not at all used there too, make sure the size of the page (kb) is substantially larger than your competitors, text wise of course. Pick fun at them indirectly just to piss them off, that’s a bonus though. Google wont bother to manually drop you and in any case, even if they do check for some god known reason, they can’t penalize you if you’re really using the keyword for providing your own readers with something informative and you’re not stealing someones brand name. GNC can stands for a million things, web creations, to us means creative website marketing ideas, who’s to say we’re wrong? Google? if they due, sue them, simple as that.
- Threaten and file legal actions against your competitors if they bother you for using their keywords, they have no right to bother you about it. Keep that in mind.
Don’t ever link to the top competitors, even if you think it will help, link to related authority sources that may help your members, in our case, when it comes to web creations, gnc creative marketing and the likes, we’ll link to one of our other blog posts about creatively marketing your site, and we might even link to a gay nigerian canadian webmaster movement, gnc related links section or something to that effect.
When you realize you have nothing better to say, and you still need to add a paragraph or two to help you rank, grab a snippet from one of your competitors sites, and make a funny comment about it as an inside joke;
- Information is offered in good faith; you do not have to use this information., Any decisions you make - and their consequences - are your own. Under NO circumstances will you hold GNC Web Creations liable for any actions that you take
Thats in one competitors disclaimer, I mean really now, a professional teaching and preaching and giving advice, telling everyone, hey, we’re so full of BS that if you PO your business away due to things you learn off our site, don’t sue us, that tells you something about them does it not?
- Finally remember, you can comment and ask us anything you want, no matter how silly of a question, we’re here to help you! Even if we do eat babies for breakfast and stab elderly people at random in the street, we can be nice sometimes
What would it be like to have an enemy who could see to it that you never make a penny online again. Do you worry about stepping on toes, do you worry about pissing the wrong person off? - The UnderDog







5 Comments Received
July 5th, 2008 @9:02 am
You guys are the 7th site down now for gnc web creations, planning on going even higher? lol I really love this blog and how it’s not too technical, anyone can read and understand it, thanks a lot guys for a cool resource!
July 5th, 2008 @6:28 pm
Mel, if you’re enjoying this, wait till we’re in second place and watch what we do then!
Everyone ranking for gnc web creations wont know what hit them!
July 9th, 2008 @10:37 pm
i don’t even wanna rank for that name, people may think I am associated.
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